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Hire a freelancer to supply 900 prewritten funny clever tweets for you to post

Hire a freelancer to supply 900 prewritten funny clever tweets for you to post

Description

900+ Twitter friendly (140 character) one-liners.
SAMPLE:

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no mane. He suffers from alopecia.

I’ve
just tried to woo a girl at the bus stop, but she wasn’t interested. Obviously
not a fan of Ric Flair.

Anyone
here with one leg? I have a ton of socks you can have.

I’ve
got 66 problems and being upside down is one.

Modern philosophy: If I went to the gym but then didn’t
write a Facebook status about it, did it ever really happen?

I’ve learnt something: When arguing with a woman, if I am
armed with only facts and logic, I’m completely screwed.

76.5% of people make up statistics to try and prove a
point.

The wife said she would like something nice and shiny for
her birthday… so I bought her some kitchen foil.

Same shit, different day. Probably should change my undies.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days, Thursday, Friday, Happy Days, Saturday my wife gets back from her course.

Sociologists say that social media is creating the
laziest generation ever. Retweet/Like if you agree.

I went to the doctors last week for a prostate exam. It suddenly got awkward when he asked, ”Do you like
that?

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About the Freelancer

trottysnr
Name – trottysnr

Short Description – The most bang for your five bucks!

Freelancer Rating – 5/5.0 (269)

20+ years commercial radio broadcasting experience, current freelancer.
Copywriting, voice work, on-air, show construction etc.
Anything to do with radio advertising/copy/voice overs…

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